What Every Woman Wishes Her Father Had Told Her by Byron Forrest Yawn

Author:Byron Forrest Yawn
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780736950442
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

THE SEVEN STAGES OF THE MARRIED COLD

A husband’s reactions to his wife’s colds during the first seven years of marriage

First year: “Sugar dumpling, I’m really worried about my baby girl. You’ve got a bad sniffle, and there’s no telling about these things with all the strep throat going around. I’m putting you in the hospital this afternoon for a general checkup, and a good rest.”

Second year: “Listen, darling, I don’t like the sound of that cough, and I’ve called Doc Miller to rush over here. Now you go to bed like a good girl, just for Poppa.”

Third year: “Maybe you better lie down, honey. Nothing like a little rest when you feel lousy. I’ll bring you something. Have we got any canned soup?”

Fourth year: “Now look, dear, be sensible. After you’ve fed the kids, and got the dishes done, and the floor finished, you better lie down.”

Fifth year: “Why don’t you take a couple of aspirin?”

Sixth year: “I wish you’d just gargle or something instead of sitting around barking like a seal all evening.”

Seventh year: “For Pete’s sake, stop sneezing! Are you trying to give me pneumonia?”

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